Name: The upside-down bikini.
Age: About three seasons old, and growing.
Appearance: Like an ordinary string bikini, but upside down.
You mean with the top and bottoms swapped? No. That would be insane.
That’s what I thought. So you’re wearing it inside out? You just wear the top bit upside down.
Sorry if this is a stupid question, but what happens to the straps? Depending on the design, you might end up with the back strap round your neck, and vice versa. Or just with everything knotted up as best you can, or not at all.